A modern Psalm taken
from The New International Unchristian Perversion.
TV is my shepherd, I shall not want anything else.
It maketh me to lie down on the sofa.
It leadeth me away from the Scripture.
It destroys my soul.
It leadeth me in the paths of sex and violence for the sponsors sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will
enjoy the evil, for blood and sex they excite me.
Its cable and remote, they comfort me.
It prepares a commercial before me in the presence of my children.
It anoints my head with humanism.
My coveting runneth over.
Surely laziness and ignorance shall follow my family all the days
of our lives, and we shall dwell in the house watching TV forever."
dont worry parents, as you know, the T.V. doesnt have any
influence on the children of parents who dont want it to influence
them. Thats why the sponsors only advertise products you have
already decided to buy. K]
Copied from No Greater Joy Volume 1, with permission